An 11-year-old finds the bright side to death

Zane was adamant about not taking a shower during tonight’s thunderstorm. 

It’s important to note — it was a Florida storm. One of those where lightning stomps around the neighborhood like giddy Irish Riverdancers.

Z: Daddy, there’s only one upside to dying.

Me: What’s that?

Z: There’s no school the next day.

Doesn't it boggle your brain that . . .
Productivity is meaningless unless you know this