The medievalists

Oh, those irksome medievalists. They take something pleasurable — let’s say scampering about — and turn it into something medievally torturous — running marathons.
 
It’s the same (to me) with certain meditation retreats where you are expected to spend time in rigid poses. Here you take something pleasurable and natural — sitting in stillness — and turn it into a forum for excruciating self-negation.
 
The idea that you must suffer (and endure it) to achieve (take your pick) . . .
 
salvation
oneness
nirvana
enlightenment
bliss
transcendence
the weekend
 
. . . is an overripe concept waiting to wither away.

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The way of no guru
If on my grave it says "Here lies a lousy artist" . . .